saturday evening special

Do you think you are pregnant?
no. i do not. do you think i am pregnant?

If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose?
baseball season.

You have to get a facial piercing, what do you get?
i have the nose...can that count? i don't want another.

You have to get a tattoo, where and what do you get?
something delicate and not as painful as the last one ;)

When is the last time someone of the opposite sex gave you a hug?
yesterday?

Have you ever touched an elephant?
possibly. i'd much rather hug a penguin tho.

Plans for tomorrow?
worky worky worky.

Is anything wrong?
not particularly. except that there is something freakish and perhaps alien living in my ceiling.

Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
indeed.

Are your friends taller than you?
everyone is taller than me.

What were you doing at 5:30 this morning?
dreaming.

What were you doing 2 hours ago?
hitting the ceiling with a broom.


Do you like the ocean?
in theory.

How many windows are open on your computer?
one window, many many tabs.

Was the first person you talked to today male or female?
male.

Do you know anyone named Matt?
yes.

What color is your hair?
brown.

Do you wear glasses?
constantly.

Are you currently jealous?
no.

Have you ever in anyway, been betrayed by someone you trust?
see: april 2008.

Would you rather go to Greece or Hawaii?
greece.

Last time you worked out?
does walking count? then yesterday. if not, whenever the last soccer game was.

Did you have a good birthday this year?
meh. the night before my birthday was grand.

Could you cry right now?
if i had to, i suppose.

Are you a jealous person?
not particularly.

Ever go camping?
yes, but not in a while. i'd love to make time for it this spring.

Are you someones best friend?
i hope so!

Does anyone hate you?
maybe. but, as kanye would say, "take that....HATASSSSSSS."

If your best friend liked your ex, what would you say?
hahahahahahaaaaaa. you know why this is funny.

Who's the biggest bitch you know?
being a bitch isn't a bad thing.


Laughed until you almost cried?
wednesday, with ells and mags and ben, debbie, becky, et al.