8.20.2007

and the douchebag of the year award goes to...

...michael vick!

things michael vick is famous for, outside dogfighting and executing pit bulls:

1. telling the media he would "straighten out" his younger brother marcus.
2. playing quarterback for the atlanta falcons, who drew up an entirely new offense to give vick a chance to run the ball. (you do the math...)
3. having worse QB stats and ratings than joey harrington, his new replacement. by the way, the lions RELEASED harrington; meaning quarterbacks pass and scramble, but they DO NOT RUN. see: kordell "slash" stewart.
4. attempting to sneak pot through an airport in a water bottle...and succeeding!


as all major sports media outlets have been quick to point out, though, even prison time won't keep the NFL vick-less for good. i bet forty-three cents the lions will sign him after his release.

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