god is like jay-z

this is fucking fantastic. margaret cho is striking back against the evangelicals / christian right, and it is stupendous.

the whole blog entry is here, my favorite part is below:

God wants us all to just get along. He doesn’t give a shit about the profanity. The bitch fucking invented profanity. He thinks it is hilarious. He just wants you to talk to him, and he doesn’t care what you have to say. He just wants to keep the conversation going. Like Jay-Z, he just wants to love you.